We just want you to see where they are and what they look like.
If you’re not totally boring (and we’re guessing you aren’t), you want something more interesting than just some variant of “hello,” but you aren’t sure how to distill your entire personality into one phrase or sentence.
Pick one thing on his profile and make fun of him for it.
Did he really need to have his shirt off at that block party? Type this sentence verbatim: "So, where should we get that drink?
The Hey/Hi/Hello Headline Don’t use some form of greeting. You might as well have said “I’m on here because I want to meet women” or “Single and Ready to Mingle.”Use this rule of thumb: if it’s been printed on a mass-produced t-shirt, you might want to avoid it.
A better place to do that is on Facebook 😉The Die-Hard Romantic Headline You may think that women will be swayed by your romanticism.
But you’ll get better results if you keep the vibe on the up-and-up.
The Creepy Mc Creeperson Headline You may think it absolutely hilarious to say that you’re “Looking For My Next Victim” or to advertise yourself as “The Original Ladykiller.” But trust us – you never want to use words like “victim” or “kill” in your dating headline.
But if your headline is going to advertise how “unique” you are – and how strict your parameters for the perfect woman can be – then don’t expect to get many responses.“Vegan biker and techie looking for blonde, in shape, environmentally conscious gluten-free artist” isn’t exactly going to reel ‘em all in.
This is just a more annoying, particular variant of The Captain Obvious.